skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

(via ghost1ng)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via pizza)

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

(via eversio)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via frootloopysex)

drity7:

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

drity7:

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

neil

(Source: reddit.com, via frootloopysex)

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

(via theconsofbeingafloorplant)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]

(via theconsofbeingafloorplant)

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.

(Source: catgifsoup, via basedgodkeion)

silvermender:

voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

shrek is love 

(via bludgeoner)

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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(via basedgodkeion)